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Too Close For Missiles
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Weapon of choice: Missiles.  But sometimes your neighbor gets to close and you gotta bust out those guns, let him know you're serious.  When he sees your shrimp-like biceps, he'll back down.

We don't actually condone fighting.  Self-defense is understandable, but don't be a bully.  Don't start a barfight.  Control yourselves, after all this shirt is all you need to keep people from getting in your face.

This premium T-shirt is as close to perfect as can be. It's optimized for all types of print and will quickly become your favorite T-shirt. Soft, comfortable and durable, this is a definite must-own.
  • 100% cotton (heather gray and heather ice blue are 95% cotton /5% viscose. Heather blue & charcoal gray are 80% cotton/20% polyester. Heather burgundy is 60% cotton/40% polyester. Heather oatmeal is 99% cotton/1% viscose) | Fabric Weight: 4.42 oz (lightweight)
  • Wide range of sizes from S-5XL
  • Fairly produced, certified and triple audited.
  • Double stitched, reinforced seams at shoulder, sleeve, collar and waist
  • Optimized for beautiful brilliance across all printing methods
  • Imported; processed and printed in the U.S.A.
Too Close For Missiles
$ 19.99
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